"That is a very big bag for a five day trip" says one of the catses.
"It is packed with goodies, but human, not catses goodies" says human.
"We now have fresh pita bread and mankeesh to last us all summer" continues human.
"But I don't like eating bread, even when you soak it with meat broth" says catses.
"Okay, maybe I will plant you loquat and sour plums trees to catch birds off" says human.
"You will be too drunk on all this booze you smuggled into this province to plant anything" replies catses.
"It is packed with goodies, but human, not catses goodies" says human.
"We now have fresh pita bread and mankeesh to last us all summer" continues human.
"But I don't like eating bread, even when you soak it with meat broth" says catses.
"Okay, maybe I will plant you loquat and sour plums trees to catch birds off" says human.
"You will be too drunk on all this booze you smuggled into this province to plant anything" replies catses.
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Hilarious!
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