Yes, you are reading right - 99 cents dinner at Ikea until Monday; that is less than 10 cents a meatball. However, you have to work at it. First, you stand in line for over 20 minutes to get your hands on the meatballs, that is 2 minutes for each ball.
Then, you have to deal with the meatball robots - they count the balls, pour, add the sauce and potatoes and move on to the next plate. If you are not swift enough to pick up your plate, your chance is gone.
And, if you are there at the end of the meatball robots' shift, you will be stuck with french fries instead of mashed potatoes, not fair!